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Tercer Cielo or Amor Real is the second studio album of the Dominican Christian music group Tercer Cielo. The album was produced by Juan Carlos Rodríguez and Snider Espinoza, recorded and released in 2002 under the label Estribillo Music, with which they had already worked 2 years ago on their debut album and was distributed by Kasa Producciones. On August 25, 2009, the album was released digitally on iTunes. The group won a Premio AMCL for \"Song of the Year\" with the song \"Contigo estoy\".
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