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{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}

{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}

{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}

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{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}

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